The Twelve Days of Funding

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On the Twelfth day of funding, my true love gave to me

A 12-point upsell



Eleven minutes to close it
fast close



A 10-month payback



Nine days in underwriting


too long in underwriting



Eight years in business





Seven hundred FICO
great credit



Six brokers competing


six brokers competing



Five credit pulls!


Four months bank statements





Three locations
FUND IT


Two NSFs
please fund


And a merchant that’s not in bankruptcy!




Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and may all your deals fund!

Last modified: December 20, 2016
Sean Murray



Category: Business Lending

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