Let’s Hop on a 5 Minute Call
There’s a fantastic meme account on X where “Hunter” spreads the comedic gospel of cold calling one’s way to becoming a billionaire. Hunter suggests that true sales people take freezing cold showers, tip their landlords for sub-par living arrangements as respect for creating optical conditions to grind, and to make cold calls every day, every night, during holidays, and while being seated in an ice bath at the Cheesecake Factory.
We need to teach cold calling in elementary school pic.twitter.com/fwqaaG2uA2
— Hunter (Let's hop on a quick 5 min call) (@huntercoldcalls) February 22, 2024
We all know that cold showers help you become a better cold caller
But to unlock your true potential, you need to cold shower while cold calling
Introducing, the next generation of call centers pic.twitter.com/vrTwI7b094
— Hunter (Let's hop on a quick 5 min call) (@huntercoldcalls) February 21, 2024
A national cell phone outage just destroyed my business, my life, and the entire world
Thousands of my cold calls went unanswered today because the national cell phone network wasn't working
I would have helped each and every one of those prospects improve their lives
And I…
— Hunter (Let's hop on a quick 5 min call) (@huntercoldcalls) February 22, 2024
The account, which can sometimes be found trolling celebrities by asking them to hop on a quick 5 minute call in the comments, is likely relatable to any salesperson that’s experienced the rigors of the hustle. For instance, I can recall one particular day in 2015 when I was making cold calls from a waterfront skyscraper in Jersey City when a plane flew by the window and then LANDED right there in the Hudson River. What to do? Go look? Not possible. Had to make more cold calls!
That plane, of course, was flown by Captain Sully Sullenberger, of which the feat of landing there became known as the Miracle on the Hudson. I am proud to say that because I ignored all of it and continued to make cold calls while it was happening that I am now worth $463 trillion as a result.
Last modified: February 28, 2024
Sean Murray is the President and Chief Editor of deBanked and the founder of the Broker Fair Conference. Connect with me on LinkedIn or follow me on twitter. You can view all future deBanked events here.
