The Twelve Days of Funding

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On the Twelfth day of funding, my true love gave to me

A 12-point upsell

Eleven minutes to close it
fast close

A 10-month payback

Nine days in underwriting

too long in underwriting

Eight years in business

Seven hundred FICO
great credit

Six brokers competing

six brokers competing

Five credit pulls!

Four months bank statements

Three locations

Two NSFs
please fund

And a merchant that’s not in bankruptcy!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and may all your deals fund!

Last modified: December 20, 2016
Sean Murray

Category: Business Lending

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