Josh Feinberg: Hey Will, Do you know where Scott is?
Will Murphy: I think he's working from home.
Josh Feinberg: Is he? Okay? Yeah, cuz he just didn't come
in. I was getting a little nervous.
Will Murphy: Pretty sure he's working from home.
Josh Feinberg: Okay. All right. Thank you
Will Murphy: This is Will.
Scott: Hey, Will, know what I love about America?
Will Murphy: Baseball?
Scott: The smell of fresh cut grass.
Justin: This is Justin.
Scott: Hey Justin, do you know the story of America and the
turkey?
Justin: Uh.... Thanksgiving?
Scott: No, It's got nothing to do with Thanksgiving. Ben
Franklin originally proposed the turkey as the national bird over
the bald eagle. Hold on.
Jason: Hello?
Scott: Hey, Jason. Do you know how many hotdogs are going to be
eaten? On the fourth of July weekend?
Jason: 25 million.
Scott: Ha, good guess. There's gonna be about 155 million
hotdogs eaten this weekend.
Jason: See that.
Justin: Random question. Did you just get a call like a random
call?
Jason: I did.
Justin: You think it was Scott?
Jason: I don't know.
Ruth: Hello.
Scott: Hey, Ruth. Do you know what George Washington gave to
his troops to celebrate the Fourth of July in 1778.
Ruth: Fireworks?
Scott: A double ration of rum.
God bless America.
Speaker: Oh, shoot my cell phone.
Josh Feinberg: Oh, hold on one second. Getting a call.
Scott: Hello. Hey, Josh. Did you know that Everlasting Capital
offers financing for small businesses across the America?
Josh Feinberg: Um, Yeah, that's my company. Wait,
is this Scott?
Scott: No, this is Jake from State Farm. Gotta go!
Speaker: Dude, where's my car?